I’m being unbiased, because as you can CLEARLY see, that
is MY name proudly printed on his cock (cause, well any other name can’t be
used…think that one through for a few minutes if you can’t figure out why…),
but this one gets an A+
Why?
Well, on technicalities, it hits all the important factors
for me, lighting, focus, visibility, manscaping visible, minimal background
distractions so it would get an A anyway.
However, this picture (and the one posted the week after
next) has OFFICIALLY raised the bar.
You don’t have a snowballs chance in hell of walking away
with an ‘A’ rating anymore without some creativity to your picture.
You want a girl to now say something OTHER than, “wow. a
boner. how exciting”
Reminiscent of, “a red rose, how romantic” (Know that reference? I heart you!) Write her name on it! That’ll let her know it’s not a stock picture of your cock that you send out to the masses. It will definitely catch her attention! Hell I applauded when I opened this one!
Reminiscent of, “a red rose, how romantic” (Know that reference? I heart you!) Write her name on it! That’ll let her know it’s not a stock picture of your cock that you send out to the masses. It will definitely catch her attention! Hell I applauded when I opened this one!
So, THAT is why not only does this picture get an A+, it
also raises the bar for EVERYONE else.
sooo your done with cock shots?
ReplyDeleteOh, Anon.
ReplyDeleteCheck your grammar, and try again.
Is that sharpie on his cock? Bonus points for dedication! Love the shadow of his form against the wall. A+
ReplyDeleteI miss your cock shot reviews, even though I never comment and am a fairly new reader. Soooo... I've gotta post a review in the hopes of getting new ones :)
ReplyDeleteDefinitely an A to me. I do love the stark background, and the shadow is a nice touch. Makes it almost more imposing. Good framing, lighting is fabulous, and as you said, the "personalizing" of it is just too dang... well... not adorable, really, but definitely in that range. Sweet, thoughtful, considerate.. something like that.
My only, nit-picky, art major criticism is that little bit of missing wall just above his thigh. It distracts me a bit. Yeah, I know. Nit-picky.
Regardless, way to go Mr. Jen's cock! I do think this is probably my favorite of your reviews. And my name isn't even Jen!!!